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Foaly the Centaur

Underappreciated Genius

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Testing. One two. One two. Trolls cause terrible trouble in a tantrum.

Ah. Good. It's working. This arachaic system isn't quite up to my normal standards, but I suppose it'll work.

My name is Foaly and I am the technical expert for the LEP (that's the Lower Elements Police, although if you are a mud man, it don't exist). Harumph. Anyway, technically I'm a civillian, but they keep me around because of my obviously superior intellect. Anyway, annoying Julius is is better than gold anyway. On seconds thoughts, maybe I shouldn't have said that...
annoying commander root, artemis fowl, beetle juice, being better than koboi, being right, carrots, chix verbil, cia, computers, domovoi butler, dvds, fbi, grub kelp, hacking into the fbi, haven, holly short, human soap operas, juliet butler, julius root, leprecon, lepretrieval, mi5, mi6, mud men, my inventions, neutrino 2000s, sentinel, superior intellect, technology, the lep, tinfoil hats, trouble kelp